10 Lessons from Skyfall
1. Coaches take note - bowing up homes of parents
might be a new way for clients to get closure to childhood trauma – a
bit more expensive than beating chairs but it works. Ask Bond.
2.
Never give your boss an ugly desk piece for you
might get it back in the most twisted way
3.
Never mess with a man’s favorite vintage ride or
else risk losing your helicopter
4.
Fear not if you have rotten teeth. Just ask Bond
villain for his dentist’s number. He makes pretty decent denture.
5.
Do not feel bad if you can’t spell or count
because neither do the MI6 agents. As you can see all code names are either
single-lettered – “H”, “M”, “Q” or single digit numeric number starting with “00”
6.
Consider hire Turkish engineers as they build
roofs that withstand the weight of speeding motorbikes.
7.
A new way to avoid cost of building computer server rooms is to
strip off the casings and relocate the servers to a well-ventilated hall on a remote
island (and don’t forget to spread rumor of gas leak as well)
8.
MI6 could be the next best employer because their
“retirement” package includes stays in seaside resort complete with Hieneken, CNN
access and pets like scorpions and sexy girls
9.
Should always adhere to Feng shui master’s advice
against sitting with your back facing a glass window even when you are just checking
out a painting.
10.
Last but not least, and any James Bond villain should
have known better – always, always, always watch out for back-stabbing,
literally.
Another point coutersy of EB : never keep a lizard that is bigger than your thigh.
posted by Vegie @ 10:48 PM
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